Little Letters is a random feature of “letters” to people or things that make us laugh or we appreciate.
Little Letters: Second Edition 2012
Dear Carly Rae Jepsen,
just so you know your songs “Call me Maybe” and “This Kiss” are really fun but your video for the former is not cool. Color me (most definitely) “not impressed.”
Dear Christmas Cards,
annually we have an appointment. I snip, create and put you together and yet each year I deal with all the little things that come up in which you make yourself bothersome but you are proving particularly challenging this year. May I ask why? I chose
your design because I thought we’d get along so well this go-round. Really… I did. Unless, we start understanding each other, I am seriously close to calling it quits between us and starting afresh. You’ve been warned.
Dear Dancing with the Stars,
your show is gorgeous with all the dancing but I cannot tell you how much better it’d be without the put on drama. Logic tells me it is all a part of the show but my irritable side wonders if you realize how ridiculous you sometimes sound. It had to be said.
Dear Glow-in-the-Dark Stars,
when I was ten, I thought you were the greatest thing ever. Your coolness appealed to that little girl and enticed me to buy more packs of you at the Dollar Store than my father thought necessary. Each time I came home with a package, he would groan and lovingly say, “no more!” Some ten years later I find I might agree with him but then… you are still awesome. The most amazing
thing is you still work! I am impressed.
thank you for convincing me to paint. Seriously, it has to be a good ten years that I’ve talked of it – so glad you finally convinced me. Despite the delays, the paint is bought and everything… now the real work begins. You still in?
Dear Microsoft Word File,
I want you to know that I do know your location and what you could represent. You don’t just represent a “someday” dream, you should know that, so in that spirit… wanna’ set a date?
Dear Mr. Gold,
I like you. For one reason only: Unlike your evil counterpart, your spell can be broken by true love. You’d be so much cooler as a good guy. Would you just pucker up and let the girl kiss you already!?
watching through season nine reinforced just what a fabulous show you really are. Kudos to you for being fearless, humorous and heart breaking – that finale almost killed me (in the best possible way) though I know it all works out. I love each of those
qualities and given that, it is not hard to understand why you are the number one primetime drama. Well played.
Dear Pop-up Ads,
when first we upgraded to DSL, you were far from a nuisance. Since I’ve chosen to use Google Chrome, you won’t leave me alone! (Except when I go “incognito.”) I am sorry to have to say this but… it’s time we broke up. I cannot take your stalking any more. Please understand.
just so you know, I love all the seasonal flavors you bring out in “limited” time only supply and that you can covert any drink into my favorite version: The frappuccino.
Dear Taylor Swift,
I know you are a millionaire evidence you are way more successful at your trade than I am mine (totally not arguing this), and while I like your music and all, if you want to be a “serious” song writer, you may want to consider writing about more than Romeo and Juliet, youthful love triangles and repeat break-up songs. Just sayin’.
Dear Twitter Followers,
thanks for being so much fun to interact with and for essentially choosing to let my tweets pop up on your timeline. You are all so great.
Tell me: Do you all want this to be a more frequent posting around here? Let me know…
Now it’s your turn! Want to link up? Leave your link here, and we’ll all get to read your version. Looking forward to anyone’s post who joins in. *Smile*